For the 4th of July we went out to Afton, a little town on the MN-Wisconsin border, for the 4th of July parade. It was hot n steamy, but we found a spot in the shade to sit. Not gonna lie, I was underwhelmed by the parade. Fire trucks, sheriff vehicles, local businesses, a boy scout troup, lots of tiara'd queens riding in convertibles. Only two bands, unfortunately - the marching bands are what I like best. The kids were happy because everyone was throwing candy. It was a wholesome event. Except.... one of the local businesses in the parade was a pole dancing studio. They had a big pickup truck with a couple of poles set up in the back, and there were a couple of women gyrating on them. They were dressed a bit more than what you might see in a nightclub or whatever. But... one of the ladies was wearing a short skirt, black panties underneath, and the panties were riding up. She was a little zaftig. I'm not saying that fat women shouldn't get to pole dance, I admired her for having the confidence. But, as I commented to HWD, "That lady's butt is hanging out!" It got a bit worse...at one point her crotch was in full view and the panties were kind of scrunched up down the middle. She wasn't completely flashing but it was damn close. I think if I had been there with a little kid I would have covered their eyes! LOL.
After the parade we went to the neighborhood where HWD's daughters live and went for a little swim in the St. Croix river, it was quite pleasant.
OK...it's been a while since I've posted historical hottie pictures. On R#ddit I happened upon a group called Vintage Lady Boners. 😠Some of the pictures aren't exactly what I'd call vintage. The rule is no pictures taken after 2000 - OK I suppose more than 25 years old could be considered vintage. So maybe I'll be posting more old hotties again.
Here's the most vintage one today - Clint Walker. He played a cowboy in the TV Western Cheyenne from 1955 to 1963. Even kinda before my time, haha! I would have been six when the series ended. I don't remember watching it. Walker was 6'6" and 240 lbs. Yum yum yum. Enjoy.
Hottie #2 - remember John Slattery from the series Mad Men? He's quite a handsome guy.
But someone in the group found a much younger picture of him:
Finally, I've been watching Wolf Hall on PBS. Mark Rylance plays Thomas Cromwell, right hand man to Henry the Eighth. His portrayal is so good...steely and yet vulnerable and hating the things that Henry makes him do.
Well, here's Mark Rylance as a youth. Mind. blown.
Finally, I have to share some funny comments from one of the posts. Someone posted a picture of Bob Denver as Maynard G. Krebs (Dobie's "beatnik" friend) in the Dobie Gillis show.
When people post very improbable selections such as Bob Denver, they always title the post "OK Hear Me Out..." 😂
First comment:
I’ve noticed that dudes like this frequently hang very respectable dong. Like picture him as the bass player in some band in Madison, Wisconsin. He skateboards with his kid every other weekend. Stoner, works at a brewery, a likeable loser. It’s a vibe.
In reply:
It's always the skinny guys that have like a foot long.
In additional reply:
I swear to God. 5'8", 160, 8".
This cracked me up. Not bragging or anything, but that's pretty much the stats for HWD. He's not very tall, quite wiry, and yeah, he's packin.
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My husband loves watching Grit TV (an over the air station we get from our local ABC station) with all the old westerns. And he looks up the women that play the various love interests and often comments on how hot they were - usually in like the 50's (most of which are obviously now dead or near so). Smh...goofball.
Side note: biggest cock I had was from the second tallest man I've ever been with. I think he was like 6-6, 250ish, and long/thick (but I never actually measured with anything more than my hands/mouth). The tallest dude was slightly above average, but not as big as I had feared given how out of proportion everything else was.
I bet those 1950's hotties wore some heavy shape wear!
Now that you mention it, I think the largest one I ever experienced was on a fairly tall guy, also. His size was impressive, but not the erection. I almost think that when it's that large sometimes the guy doesn't have enough blood pressure to make it completely stiff?
@smartasswoman I have noticed that in porn sometimes...that the really big ones don't always get super hard (although it could also just be the situation of being in a studio and fucking someone just as a jo
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i love your hotties!
Glad you enjoyed.
I do love a man that is packin! Hehehehe
Especially when they're modest about it.
Oh I miss historical hotties since I got off X... somehow I don't see them on Bluesky but tbh, I'm not on there much either. Makes me annoyed.
Maybe you don't want to take on another social medium, but check out the Vintage Lady Boners group on Reddit if you need a little fix!
@smartasswoman now that's easy, I'm already on Reddit for local stuff so I'll go browse about the VLB group, thank you!
Boy Scout Troops... are good.
Fine-looking, varied-aged bucks.💕
Slattery and Rylance have aged like fine wine.
Henry Cavill... 🔥
The hell with the historical hotties, where is the picture of the zaftig pole dancer!
But yeah, you're right about us skinny guys. ðŸ˜
I was so stunned that I didn't even think to pull out my phone! 😂
Clint Walker - definitely yummy. He was great in the Dirty Dozen
John Slattery - never saw Mad Men but he is an attractive gent
Mak Rylance - if you remove the Cromwell costume, he is probably still hot-ish.
The last small town parade I went to had several marching bands, and all the businesses turned out - even the funeral home, with their antique hearse. But pole danceing ... I would've loved that!
I can't remember if I ever saw The Dirty Dozen. Looks like the first picture of him that I posted was from that time. Rylance seems to wear a fedora most of the time, I would guess because he's balding? I like his kind eyes.
I think normally I would love a pole dancing float in a parade, but it seems like more of a south Minneapolis thing than something you would see in a small town parade. I was kinda stunned haha!
It's about time we had a parade of your hotties.
That would be divine.