Am I the only one that does this?
Ladylike and classy it is not....
But, I absolutely look forward to, and savor, those last little bits of crumb that are left in a snack bag!!
The savory, flavorful, broken bits and corners that accumulate in the bottom of the snack bag! It takes forever to get to the point when the only thing remaining is the crumb accumulation, but when you finally get there...
Yummo!!
I excitedly group them all into a corner, fold the bag, and pour those tasty lil bits RIGHT into my mouth!
Yah...
I reiterate, ladylike it is not, but inwardly satisfying, it is.
So.... There I was.
Sitting in my office, consuming the last few goldfish crackers in my work snack stash.
I don't snack often at work, so it takes forever for me to consume an entire bag of anything.
And these....
These were GIANT goldfish crackers that were heavily coated in that tasty, powdered cheese.
I was looking forward to these crumbs!!
Mouth salivating, I grouped the tiny lil bits of broken tail and powdered cheese into the corner of the bag and poured them into my open mouth for consumption.
"Hey! Gotta minute??"
New Boss Man's head and shoulders appeared in my door the INSTANT I had done this. Now, it's been about a year and a half since anyone has occupied the office next to mine, so, I'm not used to the surprise pop-in.
Mouth coated in dry, powdery crumbs, I crumpled up the snack bag and tossed it into the garbage beneath my desk.
"Yep"
Attempting ease and nonchalance... A cloud of orange powder and random crumbs flew from my mouth as well as that one word response.
It was a minute, indeed!
Never fails...
If I can find a way to embarrass and humiliate myself in front of an audience, I rise to the occasion!
Do we expect anything less?
Happy Friday!!
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Most of the time I would not eat the crumbs as I probably should not be eating that snack in the first place but if I do I pour them into my palm first. The crumbs are not worth the effort. Lind of like the change on the ground. When I was younger I would not pick up pennies. Not worth the effort. Now as a old guy it has to be a quarter for me to make an effort. I have dropped change at the register before and I hope no one sees it and tells me I dropped it because I don't want to pick it up. Back to the crumbs, I would eat them if they were on your boobs as is prone to happen.
I always go for the crumbs
Timing is the key when you share the bag of goodness with the family or others around you. Because of bad timing, I don't get to do this often enough.
Guilty! I do that but I’m at home lol
Now you've learned ... when at work, use the licked-finger crumb dunking technique.
I must admit that I don't pour a bag with the little bits into my mouth.
It’s just me, then….
Oh, crumbs... as one might say!
Oh, crumbs... Indeed!