Have you ever walked into a smell and wondered....
What if this heinous odor decides to just, cling on to me??
What if I spend the rest of my day smelling like... THIS?!?
Oh, dear God, what if someone walks in here and thinks this assault to the sensory glands originated from ME???
Yah
There I was, standing just inside the women's employee restroom, eyes watering, nose hairs curling, trying to decide whether or not I wanted to just walk out and piss my pants in lieu of this torture, when....
"Who took a shit in here? Phew!!"
Flinging the restroom door open, Super Abrasive Housekeeping Supervisor came charging in, Lysol in one hand, air neutralizer in the other, releasing a fog of chemicals into the already harsh environment.
Cough Cough Cough
"Sorry sweetie! Shit, I could smell this from out in the hallway."
"I still have to pee."
Cough Cough Cough
"Oh my God, the coughing is going to make me pee my pants."
"Well, get in there!"
Parting the mist and heading into a stall, I was thankful the concoction hadn't actually made it into the stall and the air still seemed breathable.
It was probably still heinous, but there was enough Lysol and air neutralizer in my airways to make a dead, rotting corpse smell like apple scented meadow breeze.
I sat there pondering what was worse.... Shit stench or toxic chemicals....
And discovered there was a third, even worse option.
"[Super Abrasive Housekeeping Supervisor] - Are you still in here?? I don't have any toilet paper."
I suddenly discovered the alarming lack of toilet paper.
Not a single roll!
"Oh yah, that's what I was originally in here doing. I was filling the paper rolls. Here you go Sweetie."
Before the words were out of her mouth, a gloved hand shoved a roll of toilet paper under the stall and practically into my lap.
"Whoa! Ok, thank you!"
Shaking my head in pure disbelief, the only thing I could do was just 'roll' with it and call it a moment.
A moment in the day of my life....
Happy Tuesday!!
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I thought it was going to be about someone pooping on the bosses desk
I think if someone did that to my current boss, it would land them in a jail cell. LOL Not joking, either.
Always carry matches and/or pre poop spray. Common courtesy I do not miss working at all
Funny enough, our restroom has poo-pourri in both stalls. Ready and available!
Poop comes when poop wants but gee ... somebody in your office needs to learn about courtesy flushing!
All I can say is.... If they are like this at work, what are they like at home?? I can't even imagine. Yuck!
Well!
LOL I like his expression.
@secret_lade Mr Bean!
It's a good job the supervisor was around to sort out your predicament.