IT'S TICKLER TUESDAY TIME

Good morning, Happy Tickler Tuesday everyone.

Today I have a couple of funnies for you all about

husbands and wives, so I hope you enjoy these.

I am still waiting to hear if my computer is fixed.

hopefully sometime today.

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking

at her door.

She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.

He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?"

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same

man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have

a Vagina?"

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him

what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice,

"Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase

this guy shows up again."

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both

ran for the door.

The husband whispers to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide

behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you

to answer yes to the question because I want to see where

he's going with this."

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks,

"Do you have a Vagina?"

"Yes I do." says the lady.

The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to

leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"

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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending

divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the

middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have

never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't

necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce.

My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"

Well there is your Ticklers for this Tuesday I hope they made you

laugh our loud or at least smile..