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1/27/2020 10:34 am |
At my age I can not afford to waste a boner! Having a boner at work is one of those wasted boners in my opinion, shit! On a happy note, I always get a boner when I visit your sexy blog! Become an Apollorising58 watcher!
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Love to give you my boner author
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1/27/2020 11:07 am |
Funny stuff
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1/27/2020 11:53 am |
I've gotten boners at some bad times in my life, as in when I was at the dentist (a female one when her nice breasts brushed against me. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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I can't recall the last time I had an episode of embarrassing spontaneous tumescence, but I wake up every morning with a raging hard-on that makes the comforter resemble a big-top tent.. That's normally a good thing, except when you have to pee! Then, I have to stand in the shower and pee straight up!
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I usually get a boner when talking to a woman and we learn that be both have significant sex drives and crave the more intimate aspects of sex, ie. skin on skin, kissing. Thinking about the tremendous potential is enough to get me hard.
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well i say the most times would be at strip clubs. naturel watching, wanting then eye contact she comes over sit next to me. rubs herself up again me, to smell her, to feel her body. then she rubs me feels me getting hard. then asks if ild want a private dance. yes oh yes. i'm not shy ill h pull it out she then can take it from there. I've cummed so has a few dancer in the past
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Hi Joy thanks for taking me further with the first thing that pops up of course, you are right, sometimes, we get boners during the most inappropriate times my most embarassing moment was in church as a young man, and there was this goddess going for comunion, and she wore a beautiful blue dress, with a low neckline and tits that wouldn't sotp, so, the only thing I could think of was my dick in her mouth as the priest was giving her comunion unfortunately I was in line waiting to take comunion, and my hard on was very explicit, maybe, one of the authors of "who let the dogs out" was watching me, because I needed freedom, some kind of release and, yet we still need that "freedom" to coin a phrase "Come out of your shell" in a big way reminded me of this Pharrell Williams - "Freedom" Hold on to me Don't let me go Who cares what they see? Who cares what they know? Your first name is Free Last name is Dom We choose to believe In where we're from Man's red flower It's in every living thing Mind, use your power Spirit, use your wings Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom Hold on to me Don't let me go Cheetahs need to eat Run, antelope Your first name is King Last name is Dom 'Cause you still believe In everyone To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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I have gotten erections when kissing on a date. And because I have a foot fetish, I've gotten erections when seeing beautiful female toes or giving a woman a foot rub. Funny women are incredibly sexy!
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1/27/2020 7:15 pm |
Lol b't OMG tr'th, eye remember years ago go'ng to v's't a med'cal spec'al'st to d'e w'th treatment and sett'ng 'p appo'ntments for a b'opsy on my th'gh and eye tho'ght eye was j'st go'ng 'n for a cons'ltat'on w'th her. B't, to my s'rpr'se she that day wanted to look at the area 'm q'est'on and eye always go commando and when she asked to take a look at the area, my eyes and red face m'st have t'pped her off that eye was conceal'ng a weapon and when eye dropped my pants low and behold eye had a boner as she was very good look'ng. She sm'led b't ass'red me that she has seen n her proffess'on a man's pr'vates before. Eye s'ncerely aplog'zed as embarrassed b't her demeanor q''ckly p't me at ease and from that moment on, eye always wore 'nderwear lol b't the tr'th XxOo Mmmmm Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Awrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Meoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows.
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Have to say ever morning you Write so we'll I'm hard as hell Your so far away It still stay that way Dreams of you in my head As I lay in bed Looking at your pictures Nothing more to do To think of you What we would do. Knowing you what you would do. Have a wonderful day xoxoxo
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I've had a boner at times when I wish I hadn't and other times when I didn't have one but wished I had
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Slow dancing with a woman..it never fails to get the old fellow to come to attention. Once at a meet and greet for a local AOL chat room a thirty something woman I had been chatting with for a month or so asked me to dance. I don't know if was the smell of her perfume, the softness of her breasts on my chest as we danced, but I got hard as a rock... Yeah she felt it, and pushed back. Given the encouragement I leaned in for a kiss and started nibbling on her neck after that pulling her closer. My hand sliding down and squeezing her well formed bottom and she kept grinding against me all the while returning my kisses and gropes. When the song ended we were kissing long and deep tongues lashing in and out of each others mouths, practically making out on the dance floor. I looked up after the kiss, and saw her husband staring at me with a look that could only be described as pure fury. I beat a hasty retreat, and she and the hubby ( who never stopped glairing at me ) Got their coats on and left toot-sweet. Fast forward a few months afterwards, and I'm dropping my lawn mower off at an older co workers house so he can fix it for me and I hear my screen name from the chat room yelled out. It's her, she runs up and gives me a big hug and a kiss. Turns out she's the niece of my co worker's wife. But has to rush off to get the kids she has with her to their Dad. Turns out their wedded bliss went south after that night of our dance or so I heard from my buddy while he was fixing my mower. I felt really bad about what happened, but the buddy told me that they were on the outs for some time. Talk about an awkward boner.
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I played football in High School, my junior year I pulled a groin muscle. Once cleared, every day before practice I had to report to the trainer to get taped. She was cute, in her mid 20's and I would have to go into the back room, drop my pants and she would scoot over on a short stool on wheels which happened to put her head at my waist (I was over 6ft tall and she was a tiny little thing). Needless to say she would give ny inner thigh a little rub to see any pain level, she had great hands and I couldn't stop from getting a boner....she just looked up, smiled and started asking me about my classes as she taped me up. After that it seemed like my tape sessions lasted a little longer....but Im sure it was just my 16yr old mind wishing for more lol
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