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~~ He did it again
~~ He did it again The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient. *My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me. *My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 175 pounds I've gained since then. *I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?" *Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks! *The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something. *On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese. *I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor." *I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos. *What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses? *Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the in touch! The best for last! *The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk. |
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Erma Bombeck Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. Author Unknown
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"Sag Harbor" has been around a very long time The mailbox one hit home. I have a PO Box and have frequently gone there with my nightie stuffed in my jeans (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Good one Pal hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Lots of these are pretty accurate not to mention amusing, thanks for sharing with us..
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"Sag Harbor" has been around a very long time The mailbox one hit home. I have a PO Box and have frequently gone there with my nightie stuffed in my jeans
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WHAT???
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Good one Pal hugs V
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Lots of these are pretty accurate not to mention amusing, thanks for sharing with us..
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Those were very funny especially the last one. Happy Tuesday!
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